The guy who advertises his car for sale on the roadside going into London. It’s £800 today and the sign says ‘It’ll be £850 tomorrow, Stop, ring now.’
And tomorrow it says, ‘Right, I told you so. £850. I’m sorry but you were warned. You’ve got till tomorrow . . .
And the next day reads, ‘Ok, Ok, £900, yawn! yawn! Very funny, it’s hurting you more than it’s hurting me . . .
And the next day, ‘Ha - di - ha - di - ha - ha - ha £950.
Followed by £1000.
And at last the guy sprawled over the bonnet with an arm and a leg chopped off.
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